A joke from /r/atheism

A man is starving and dying of thirst while lost and wondering in the desert when he comes across a discarded lamp. Naturally he rubs it and out pops a genie.

The Genie says “I’ll grant you three wishes.” The man thinks for a moment and says: “You know, I’ve lived my entire life a poor and hungry man. I wish I was the wealthiest man in the world!”

POOF Suddenly The man finds himself surrounded by gold and gems galore while sitting on a throne in a huge palace.

"What is your second wish?" Asks the genie. "Well," says the man, "All this wealth is great, but I am also lonely. I wish to have any woman I want, whenever I want."

POOF The man is now surrounded by gorgeous women, all of them willing to do anything for him.

"Come now, make your third wish, I haven’t got all day!" demands the genie.

The man thinks for a moment and then says: “I have money, I have women, I want power. I wish to be God!”

Poof the man doesn’t exist.

i-alone-feel-this-torment:

thefoooo:

i-o-u-a-fall:

rolacolacubes:

asifnothingmatters:

sherlscupoftea:

flippingtables:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

supey:

airdot:

isalabelle09:

#this is the most british picture I’ve ever seen

#THIS is the most british picture i’ve ever seen #fix’d

step ASIDE bitches

wHAT

oh my god

there we go

I felt something was missing.

theeerrreeee

god save the queen

is that stephen fry

Dieu et mon droit

(Source: silverrabbit)

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